Every "extended" morning as I rush to office my fellow
traffic warriors are doing the same.
What this ensues is definite turf-war.
The daily war for that one inch,okay agreed I am again being dramatic here,but I am reminded of what Al Pacino said in "Any Given Sunday"
"one half step too late or to early
you don’t quite make it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don’t quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us"
except that he said it for football and I reiterate the same for traffic.
I have a coined a fancy term
"Knights of 21st Sanctuary" and after continual exposure
and dissection,I have been able to categorize.
These Knights,based on their charateristics:
1)Gallant Knights:These are rare.They will give you way to pass by.Wait patiently at red-lights.Wouldnt honk,adhere to traffic norms etc etc
2)Mullish Knights:Honk at them,Stare at them,They wont Budge.They are sent on earth with mission to slow down the universe.
They are the most resilient compitetors in turf-wars.They will fight till the last breath.
3)Vacillating Knights:This is one of the camouflaged Dangerous kinds.Pray to God you dont bump into them,because even God doesnt know when,where they wanna take a turn.
They may seem all happily heading right but all of a sudden have change of heart and veer to left or worse a U-turn.
4)Fast n Furious Knights:Finally the Dare-Devils,
Trained by Vin Diesel,they have achieved perfection
on F 1 circuits,except they suffered from cerebral amnesia about F 1 circuit part.
They have the licence to Kill,almost.They are out there.
And If its not your lucky day,you might just meet them.
There is another species found on roads called AUTO-RIC
(yeah,I know some of you might be having goosebumps at mention of this words).But its a significant species
we will delve into details..later.. :)
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You missed the dangerous 'White (K)nights'. These white Indicas and Sumos are sort of hybrid between 'Fast n Furious' and 'Vacillating'. This particular specie becomes most active in the night.
The best you can do when you see one is run. Yes, try to run away as fast as you can. You may come back later when the coast is clear to pick up your vehicle :)
I am in total agreement wit you Amber
at the risk ov reapeating myself....THAT'S SOME SHIT!!!!
=P
lmao
repeating*
friggin typos
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