Captain Isse maar Do(Captain Kill Her)

For those who havent seen effusive melodrama of Indian movies have missed most heart-rendering potrayal human emotions in gigantic proportions.Let me at the outset make humble request please dont quote me on this.I know there are tons of convincing movies,which do justice to the situation and drama.

But what if due to sloppy direction,over-enthusiatic dialogues and needless to add pathetic acting a killer melodrama scene emerges before you going on and on and on.
Your escape routes are closed because somehow due to inscrutable cosmic conspiracy the person next to you in movie-theatre is dead-pan serious about the whole affair.
You cant chuckle and mock the whole stupid situation,not unless you have the audacity to hurt individual next to you.
Many people are able to ease this situation by picking up their cell-phones chattering as if midst of important issue and escape.
Unfortunately for me,I forgot my cellphone.Damn..
Cellphone..Your ultimate escape weapon.

So Picture this..a movie Hall
Indian movie..Karam (Karma,what goes around,comes around ..for me it was money went around..yawn comes back)
Story of an assasin..doin blah..blah..
The person next to me,intently watching,rapt never missing a bit of 'action'.
While you are making deliberate and diligent effort to defeat yawn,which is all set up to escape.

Now lets get on macro-levels,
Scene goes like this,
Heroine is being captured by Baddie(for some unknown reason he was named Captain) and Captain has asked
the unwilling Hero to commit some assasinations which he was carrying out without remorse before.
Anyway, Point is captured heroine ,
is in on the pinnacle of melodrama,she is crying
while making a dialogue delivery of atleast dozen pages.Now dont think of me as a heartless monster
who has no respect for human emotions.
But this was serious torture( I bet if the movie released in pre-WW-2 they would have used it in concentration camps)
And kept on dragging till eternity.I needed a miracle,an escape route.
And suddenly,instigated by the heaps of monotony rose
the voice of rebel.
Somebody shouted with heartfelt emotion at the pitch of his lungs
"CAPTAIN ISSE MAAR DO"(CAPTAIN Kill Her)..

Outcry against sheer boredom,third-rated movie-making.
It left an indelible imprint on my mind..

So whenever Bored to death..
I mutter to myself..
"CAPTAIN ISSE MAAR DO"